Whenever I’m forced to go I just tell the priest I’ve been having doubts about the existence of God and the purpose of the catholic church. Then he forgives me and tells me to do 5 Hail Mary’s as penance.
Lol
It seems that interest rates on sinning is pretty low
Just tell him about some hot orgy you went to with detail about the fun you had, and how much you enjoyed it and can't wait to go back soon. Probably will get jealous or ask for videos.