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EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him] @hexbear.net

10mo ago

The year is 2360. Late Dimension host Xon Æliver-212 is still making jokes about Brumptfd’s tiny hands

Eternal Dust of the Cheeto Mind: liberals undergo a procedure to erase their memories so they can experience 2016 for eternity.

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- It's actually Brum's fork of ptfd, a utility for interacting with pseudo-TTY file descriptors.
Saying "Most important election of our lifetime" isn't working anymore!

I got it! "Most important election of our lifetime + 1000"
2360 will finally be Hillary's election, I can feel it
if you believe he's so dangerous why don't you just kill the guy?
- Best I can do is torture and assassinate some South American president for passing land reforms
It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
That emperor? Donald J. Trump
- Ronald is in his McDonald's, all is good in the world
Give me an example of a single election that has changed the course of history for millennia
- Julius Caesar maybe?
  
  Yes that election really did represent a crossing of the Rubicon
They then proceed to cheer on biden wearing maga hats and dick Cheney endorsements

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