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Boss makes a dollar, I make 5 cents
That's why I'm skipping the office events
I’ll do fun work events if they’re during work time. You’re telling me I don’t have to work and get to have fun? Sure!
We played laser tag once during a Friday instead of working. It was blast.
Oh, I work from home most of the time and for most "events" I would need to appear in person. A pizza party is not making me want to spend an hour extra in traffic
Bingo. If it's happening during work hours and I still get paid, sure. If I'm not getting paid or it's happening during my limited time away from work? I will move heaven and Earth to HAVE something to do.
Earning ratios are worse even in ol work songs now? Sheesh!
It's keeping up with my inflation.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a cent
That's why he can get fucking bent
Boss make a million, I make a buck
I stole the cat from the company truck
Probably going to feed it to Haitian immigrants in line for their transgender operations.