Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
Phony Stark needs to be called out on this. It’s creepy as hell.
😳 🤮
Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
I'd pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
Wasn't there supposed to be a cage match?
Stop, I can only get so erect
He didn't even offer her a horse.
Not at all.
Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
Just imagine the impact if she took her accounts to pixelfed / mastadon. You'd get all the fans to follow her.
Hell, she could create her own server and be immediately one of the most popular in the network.
I don't visit Twitter, how do I stop hearing about every little toxic bullshit line Elon has to say?
Content filters
Figure a way to make him go bankrupt. You won’t have to hear about Elon, and you can be the hero of the day. Win/win :)
If he went bankrupt, I wouldn't mind the occasional reminder of how shitty he's doing.
Dig a hole in the ground and stick your head in.
An XKCD-style filter would probably do the trick: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Substitution_series
He speaks like this because there's no consequences. His lawyers must be pissed cause anyone with a harassment case against him can just put that tweet up to help their case lmao.
An angry Travis Kelce is a consequence he may have overlooked.
I did not think in 2024 I'd have "jock football player beats up tech nerd" and I'll be rooting for the meat head.
They are making bank in any case
Well, that's creepy. Yikes.
Instead of Zuck vs Musk, maybe we ought to see Kelce vs Musk. That is offensive in so many ways.
Weird and gross.
He just made my fallopians shrivel up
That's good preparation just in case Trump wins the election.
wins successfully steals the election
Same. And I don't even have any
Sounds like a good way to get a Superbowl ring design embossed in your face.
Another fight he'll say he wants and then back out of, I'm sure.
Sounds like a Rape Threat to me
Good call.
I'm not a fan of musk at all but it definitely doesn't sound like that at all.
He came right outside and said he would "Give her a baby", either he's adopting a kid and dropping her off there... or...
Please tell us what he means then.
She should've bounced right back about accepting his trans kid he seems to have distanced himself from
Jesus Christ, this feels like it crossed a line even for him
Publicly, yes. Elon raping babies into women is well known however.
Also Elon with his “kung fu lessons” with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Google says he has Asperger's, which would make this, eh, kinda normal.
When I was 16, I wouldn't be able to have a mutually consensual romantic conversation without saying something that cringed even myself out remembering it the next day.
im sorry for being this rude,
but Fuck of with that bullshit excuse.
I have Asbergers aswell, and have been arround a lot of other Autists.
even the heaviest cases i know would have known better than to post such vile shit.
This is not some akward mistake while attempting to flirt,
this is at best yelling vile and inappropriate shit at a complete stranger,
and at worst it could be considered a thinly veiled rape theat.
As somebody with Aspergers i feel downright insulted that you attempted to blame this on 'the sperg'.
And in addition to that,
hes not some 16 year old kid,
hes in his 50s for gods sake.
Yeah I don't care.
You dont buy a megaphone, say some wild shit, then to blame it on your disorder.
The dude has had long enough to learn how to mask. He knows what he's saying and what it means. Don't make excuses and definitely do not try to besmirch what little positivity autistic people have these days
I hate to over use the word but come on, they're just so weird.
I like perverted better in this case
And not even the cool or fun perverted. I'm always hesitant to kink shame, but forcing your kink on someone else, even just conversationally, is incredibly awful.
Weird is an understatement to threat of rape by the richest human alive.
Fucking creepy weirdos
Is he being a weirdness shield for the GOP? Like every time we make fun of Trump or Vance he has to do something like this to distract people?
Elon "I know how to distract everyone from making fun of Donny and JD. I will say creepy things to a female. Remind all women about the creepy men in their lives."
Fucking gold star idea, Elon.
"Masterful gambit, sir!"
To be fair I dont think he has anyone in his life to challenge him, and if they do they get removed.
People give them way too much credit
Nah I don't think it's really true, but it's funny to imagine.
Fucking gross.
This does not deserve a headline. We need to stop paying attention to this tool.
No, the richest person in the world publicly threatening rape against the most famous woman at the moment for endorsing the opposite candidate from him should be a headline and should be spoken as such. A threat of rape.
Pay attention and call out. Don’t give him any support at all though.
I wouldn't fuck with Travis Kelce's girlfriend.
Screw that. I wouldn't fuck with Taylor Swift. She is "fuck you and your little people laws" rich.
Don't worry, Mommy Musk will protect him from getting into a fight.
Taylor already had security that would make you shit your pants. Only difference is that Travis would do it for free (and Jason would join in without needing details because he is just that kind of ride or die brother)
Okay so it's a fetish confirmed
Rape threat.
11 kids should be enough to confirm his breeding fetish
I think he means "I will give you a child, choose any of them. I don't know where to put them any longer and they don't even seem to like me."
You know who need to be called out? The idiots who keep upvoting and sharing these useless news. Stop giving them free ads.
It's not really useless news. It provides insight into the type of people who are supporting trp.
Gross.
Anyhow I think this just gave Swift's endorsement a lot more reach.
So his “biggest piece of shit” title is still going strong.
No one can take that from Trump. Elon is second in that category at most.
Yup.
Elon's such a creep!
Words cannot express how fucking weird this is.
I have a few words and I hate that I have to use tiktok.
no don't do it
I have a few words and I hate that I have to use tiktok.
Adds TikTok link
Why?
There's that all too familiar breeding kink of his
This guy needs more taxes to pay. He's clearly got too much time on his hands.
He probably meant he was going to give her one of the many children he already has and doesn't care about.
That' how I interpreted it as well, perhaps one of his least favorite ones.
Gross
Slow your roll Weirdo.
He’s still so broken up over his ex he renamed twitter.
X = ex!!
that is, indeed, the joke
What the actual fuck???
What a gross weirdo. Belongs in prison.
Put this in s thread showing the tweet
So I saw this first but this will be because of her endorsement announcement. No doubt this will be the top hit on Twatter if you search her name
Kind of like how here in the UK thanks to moggies stunt you can't see tht he actually lied to parliament due to a sea of results of him being memed fo lieing on the bench in parliament
Looks like it's working
Elon showing off his peak Internet Nice Guy™ moves.
Elon "Why don't women love me, I'm a Nice Guy!"
"How Do You Do, Fellow Nice Guys?"
Look on the bright side, if all of this is true, then hopefully a Haitian immigrant will eat Elon musk
Yo what the fuck?
Oh boy. Another kid to drop all contact with him.
I severely wish this was onion
elon is trying to put The Onion out of business by being hilariously stupid 🤪
Super weird. Ultra gross.
Is that how he approaches women? "Ay girl you look like I could put a baby in you."
He probably does. He is just as deluded and narcissistic as his new BFF, T****.
Look guys, imagine how stressed out you would be if you had invested so much time, pride, and mental gymnastics into a total bullshit cause. These MAGAts were unhinged to begin, and after so many embarrassing moments lately, you know they're absolutely starting to BSOD. I mean, we imagine they could just fess up and walk away from Trump, but in reality their minds would meltdown before that could happen. Stay safe everyone!
Joe Rogan is trapped in there as well. Cosplaying intellectuals and sitting in this non-stop spin will rot your brain.
These fucking people: "why do they call us weird"
The same fucking people:
Keep talking, dumbass. Let's see how many swifties you can make turn out.
Leon Musk Space Karen is gross and he's probably upset over last night's debate tragedy.
What a creep
That is fucking weird.
Fucking gross, elon.
Such a strange dude. Wow.
He is not strange. I can show you dozens just like him. Just follow me to the nearest middle-school.
Just follow me to the nearest middle-school.
...I don't think I will, no.
Strange is an understatement for a person with a history of rape to publicly threaten to rape the most famous woman at the moment.
Fucking gross.
Gross
I could park entire aircraft carriers in the cavities inside whatever is supposed to be that weird fucker’s brain.
I feel like I'm missing context. What question/ statement is he replying to where this response makes any kind of sense?
What a chud.
The fuck does that even mean?
That he’s sexually harassing her and probably referencing cruel lies about refugees in a small city in Ohio
It is not about high time to get Ellen Musk behind bars and give all their belongings to the poor ?