I would have gone with aurochs.
I would have gone with aurochs.
theonion.com Bronze Age Man Would Have Worn Nicer Pelts If He’d Known Scientists Would Find His Preserved Body In Bog
DARTMOOR, ENGLAND—Caught off guard in one of his ratty old goatskin tunics, Bronze Age tribesman Lugu claimed Thursday that he would have dressed in much nicer pelts had he known that scientists would find his preserved body in a bog 4,000 years after selecting the outfit. “Shit, I would have put on...
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Jesus. Imagine being roasted on your fashion sense 4000 years after you died.
Same thing happened to Ötzi.