Grimes and Elon Musk reveal third child, Techno Mechanicus. The couple chose to keep the existence of their child, nicknamed Tau, private until now.
Grimes and Elon Musk reveal third child, Techno Mechanicus. The couple chose to keep the existence of their child, nicknamed Tau, private until now.
The couple chose to keep the existence of their child, nicknamed Tau, private until now
For breeding with him so many times, she should be arrested for Grimes against humanity
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she should be arrested for Grimes against humanity
of the month!Grimes against humanity
I'm stealing that.
Ninja edit • I'm stealing the whole thing "She should be arrested for Grimes against humanity."
Ninja-ninja edit • Maybe I should start a thread in r/Grimes. But the mods would probably just nuke it pretty quickly. Still...
It's for all of us, enjoy it
In Musk’s new biography, Grimes refers to the way he handles his anger as “demon mode.” She goes on to say that it “causes a lot of chaos,” but also allows him to be productive.
Sounds like a normal healthy guy.
Mods, take care of this for me.
Hey Elon, is the kid’s middle name X?
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"women are so emotional"
Going demon mode to unlock new combos at the expense of stamina, hoping the extra productivity allows me to cut off that rathalos' tail with blade dance.
When Musk activates his devil trigger... watch out. He's still a fat, white, sack of shit. But his face turns real red and his accent gets thicker so its hard to understand his unreasonable or impossible demands.
He watched Ready Player 1 and thought "this looks so kief".
Why do I have a feeling that the words "Spoilt toddler's temper tantrum mode" would be far more accurate?
You'd think that because of all of Musk's kids who hate him he'd be wary of having more
He is an social darwinist eugenicist. He believes that the big legacy of his will be a multitude of children who will hold economic power and reproduce better due to that and his legacy. He doesn't care for them, he cares about that parts of his genes are ending up in them.
And naming them stupid shit
Big Cronus energy from Musk.
Gotta keep buying lottery tickets... eventually you'll win right?
Tell Shivon to unblock me and tell Elon to let me see my son or plz respond to my lawyer I have never even been allowed to see a photo of these children until this moment, despite the situation utterly ripping my family apart.
girl why would you have two more kids with him after the first when you knew he also already had like 5 from previous relationships and then 'donated' his sperm to his employee so she could have a set of twins that he is the father of???!!!!
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Techno Mechanicus
is this satire or reality? I genuinely can't tell those two apart anymore, like in general
In early 2017 Trump went to the CIA to give a speech as a new president. I was curious about it so I watched it. To that day - it was the strangest political thing I'd ever seen. But to anybody reading this - it's not worth googling for and watching because by now it's the ~1,377th strangest political thing I've ever seen. It's very old news.
The Youtube upload was by a rando. When Trump walked out - there was pro wrestling like walkout song featuring a sort of cheesy rock guitar. I knew that music must have been added. It was too perfect. It was too crazy. It couldn't actually have happened. But I couldn't be 100% sure. I found a legit upload (by PBS) of the event and the music was missing. I had a feeling like I was sort of disappointed. Talk about careful for what you wish for.
If this was real the name would include an X.
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Genuinely I can not tell if this is satire
i really expected it to be The Onion...
Elon's buffoonery overshadows the fact that Grimes is also very stupid and cringe.
Her collaboration with Bleachers added diddly squat
Grimes is a fuckin moron too
Wait, this isn't satire?
Oh god, he's a warhammer nerd. Fuck that.
Odds Musk thinks he's the Omnissiah?
Who's down to form a genestealer cult with me?
Do you want Ciaphas to show up? It won’t end well.
I call dibs on Kelermorph -
’s got a real thick skull but liberator autoguns are armor piercing
We won't know till we shove his corpse into the martian dirt, I suppose.
Does explains his weird obsession to be the guy establishing life on Mars
To think I liked Grimes' music in high school... I can't even listen anymore.
The disappointment of a decade. She's always been all act and zero substance.
She's just another trust fund baby who has been afforded the ability to fuck around and make a name for herself because she doesn't have the necessity having to work for a living like the proles do.
She flirted with the idea of socialism but as far as I can tell she's just a dilettante of a clout demon who doesn't have a single principle.
Wait is this real?
musk should be forcibly sterilized
musk should be forcibly
sterilizeddecapitated
Speaking as a 40k Ork enjoyer...
I HATE 40K CRINGELORDS
I HATE 40K CRINGELORDS
40k fans ruin 40k, especially since GW quit even pretending it's satire and really leaned into the bolterporn ubermensch saving the day by gunning down the disgusting mutant xeno hoards
Lol, I thought they were together for like a year.😅
What's more likely: Musk names his next kid Belisarius Cawl, or he changes his own name to Belisarius Cawl?
no no no this is a news parody website i refuse to believe this
I miss when grimes was just a local trust fund art brat who went on goofy houseboat adventures
She did some vanilla WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS CYBERPUNKERINO music for the Cyberpunkerinos so she's shielded from 90% of her due criticism.
I'm actually sort of surprised that Elon hasn't used a triple barreled first name like Crassius Lorgren Proventus.
What stage of psychosis is that?
So... what do y'all think... Is this Musk dude a Sheesh type or a Gurgle type?
He sure does struggle with keeping his dick in his pants.
A lot of his kids are via IVF
That's some eugenics shit towards the end of the article
somebody has to kill this man NOW before he names another child
Yikes, Sometime I have to check to see if I’m in c/fakenews
You are supposed to escape into the fantasy, not make it real!
The Omni-sigh-ughhhhhh
It was that or Rictus Erectus
