I’ve always understood this site to be anti-gamer but for some reason I’ve always chosen to blind myself to the fact that many of you are just selfdepricating gamers.
You’re not really invested in the cause.
I feel like I’m in an Alcoholics support group and I’m the only one not drinking while you guys just hate on yourselves.
I feel like a clown, feeling supported by TRAITORS.
I stand alone with a double barrel shotgun surrounded by people double handing gamecube controllers what the FUCK
tbh I find it hard to comprehend that some people literally never play video games. I can understand not every day, but never? genuinely incomprehensible to me
the posts about gamers aren't about how games suck. they're about how gamers suck because they're all racist ableist shitheads who don't want people less good at them or less able than them to be able to enjoy games
You are not alone... there is an underground of us anti-gamers still fighting the good fight.
We have a plan to take down the gamers once and for all.
I think you might be ready to join us.
But first I need to know are you prepared to go all the way gueybana?
yes
You have fallen for my ruse; you see this was a dialogue tree all along! by clicking on it you have committed an act of gaming thereby making you a gamer now and forever more.
no
so you choose to perish like a dog? where are your convicitions? is this all a game to you? of course it is you G*MER
I'll have you know some of us are also so obsessed with dunking on treat culture that it ends up taking away more of our precious limited time on this earth than just playing games. So there.
Last time I played a game was Stardew Valley like, a year ago. I do watch my friend stream on Twitch though, for the hang. Does this make me a voyeur gamer?
Gaming is one of thr few places people can attempt to taste a world without capitlaism. Like, everytime capitlaism touching gaming it gets worse. I am a shitty enough white guy that seeing capitlaism destroy NPCs primed me for radiclaization as a youth. Like I didn't yet know a better world was possible but I was tasked with creating a better world for the pixels in my care and I got to see first hand how liberalism was a failing tech tree.
Sorry I am physically incapable of engaging with most of the real world because none of them will protect me from the plague and my own precautions are a thin plank against a tidal wave of plague rats so a video game and books are pretty much all I got to keep me sane in this compulsory asylum you all have me locked in. There would be no greater joy on this good green earth for me to touch grass as you all love to say but every other fucker on that grass will kill me by simply breathing on me and none of them seem to give a shit no matter how nice or mean I am about it, so back to Etheirys I go…
quick edit to apologize to OP because I know this is a joke post but there are some very heavy-handed, not-very-jokey “video games suck and you suck too” responses floating around here that I can’t abide. Video games do suck, sure wish I could go volunteer at my Communist Org For Building Communism like you and all your badass friends, except they (and probably you too bitch) are all carrying airborne death and won’t do anything about it. Fuck you.
If Stalin were alive today, he would be a top eSports player and streamer. It's literally impossible to understand Marx' theory of value if you have less than 350 hours in League of Legends. You are a fake leftist. You should log out until you read some theory (4 hour youtube essays about how women ruined videogames) and do praxis (playing Fortnite)