Delicious

A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

You sure that isn't just an eraser? 🤔

All meat is processed by definition

Who wrote this? Ill buy your book

God, my sister bought a can because she was visiting and wanted to try it, and didn't eat it before leaving so I thought I'd eat it to get rid of it... 😩

I can't remember the last time I gagged while eating something, but this caused me to almost vomit mom's spaghetti.

That's dog food. Not meant for human consumption.

Now, with Listeria! ™️ --for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!--

What's so unholy about it tho

Side question: the US you don't have ham made from a single piece of meat?

In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like "low fat chicken ham" (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)

Actually it has a fair bit of fat.

is the liquify and emulsion part true?

ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE

And for some fucking reason, people then want the deli to chip(shred) this cuboid abomination.

Read by jeaney collects: https://youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8

Really putting the delicat in Delicatessen.

Enough sodium to cure what ails you

Prism? Thats a cuboid.

Holy cow that's long

This is pure gold.

If i wasn't ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.