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11mo ago

Francis Scott Key Estate Sends Cease-And-Desist To Trump For Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ At Rally

Francis Scott Key Estate Sends Cease-And-Desist To Trump For Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ At Rally

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Would you look at that! I ate the onion!
- Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.
  
  For half a second I freaked out, then saw the community. Ooof, this one damn near got me with the realism.
- I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, "it should be public domain by now."
  
  I didn't know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.
- Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.
After all, it wasn't a song for the Confederates.
A genuine laugh in the morning. I really wish it were true.
Soon Jesus is going to send a cease and desists
I wish this was less plausible.
This article has layers.
Guess he'll just have to start playing To Anacreon In Heaven, then.
That's a lot of greats.

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