"Okay honey, it's really cool that you're Gay and all. But could you, like... Go back in the closet and come out again? It's for something that's very important to me" 🥺
Homie has the opportunity to ascend to a higher plane of dadhood and completly blew it
You should turn in the dad card immediately, the offices are open 9-3. The regulations were clearly defined - no exceptions.
"You are a father but we do not grant you the rank of 'Dad'."
Probably need to buy a few pairs of New Balance and khakis for redemption
Devastating.
I'm actually mad about it now. Fucking wasted it, man :/
gonna have to take your dad classes again
Are you sure you're even her dad?
Man needs a paternity test ASAP
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In a similar situation, i just looked at my wife and said "you owe me 5€."
