Deep thoughts.

Bikes have no windows and can move. There doesn't seem to be any correlation whatsoever. Fascinating

By that logic it's the wheels that make both the car and the bike move.

Which isn't...entirely wrong, but I wouldn't say it's correct.

I know! Let's try putting wheels on a house
- You invented RV's.
- You're on to something. Boats have steering wheels and they can indeed move.
- I didn't say it's wheels and it doesn't even make sense once you think about it. Wheels are connected to the ground. Moving is all about getting to another ground. If anything, wheels hold you back.
What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?
- That would change everything
  
  Edit: it's also unfalsifiable which doesn't make it wrong but you should bear it in mind
Bicycles is my favorite greek philosopher

Ducks have wings and can fly. Ostriches have wings and can't fly. So it's not the wings that make the ducks fly, it's something else entirely.

This is what ancient greek philosophy is like
- Deep thoughts.
Perfect example on why the reasoning in the OP is rubbish, even if reaching the right conclusion.
- An appropriate deduction might be "Cars have windows and can move, houses have windows and cannot move. The presence of windows alone is not what allows the car to move."
All I know is that the ocean can't fly and geese come from barnacles, so it's not the ocean that makes geese fly.

I think it's kind of hilarious some of the insanely close conclusions some ancient philosophers got to being correct.

For example, Xenophanes observed that there were fossils of fish and shells, and correctly concluded that Greece was at one point underwater. He also had a bunch of insane claims on top of that, but the underwater part was correct.

His teacher, Anaximander actually said humans came from fish, which is hilariously close to correct despite the incorrect reasoning.

Empedocles is probably the most interesting. He concluded that humans and animals originated from these disembodied organs, which found each other and would form wholes. The catch was that many weird forms came about, like people with heads in the center of their bodies, and any other creation you can think of from just slapping animal organs together. He asserted that the forms which were unfit for life died out, leaving only the ones which worked to continue living. Empedocles almost describes a concept adjacent to multicellular organisms forming from single-celled symbiotic relationships (obviously Empedocles didn't know about bacteria or cell theory), and then goes on to pretty accurately describe the mechanisms of natural selection.

Lucretius in De Rerum Natura in 50 BCE seemed to have a few that were just a bit ahead of everyone else, owed to the Greek philosopher Epicurus.

Survival of the fittest (book 5):

"In the beginning, there were many freaks. Earth undertook Experiments - bizarrely put together, weird of look Hermaphrodites, partaking of both sexes, but neither; some Bereft of feet, or orphaned of their hands, and others dumb, Being devoid of mouth; and others yet, with no eyes, blind. Some had their limbs stuck to the body, tightly in a bind, And couldn't do anything, or move, and so could not evade Harm, or forage for bare necessities. And the Earth made Other kinds of monsters too, but in vain, since with each, Nature frowned upon their growth; they were not able to reach The flowering of adulthood, nor find food on which to feed, Nor be joined in the act of Venus.

For all creatures need Many different things, we realize, to multiply And to forge out the links of generations: a supply Of food, first, and a means for the engendering seed to flow Throughout the body and out of the lax limbs; and also so The female and the male can mate, a means they can employ In order to impart and to receive their mutual joy.

Then, many kinds of creatures must have vanished with no trace Because they could not reproduce or hammer out their race. For any beast you look upon that drinks life-giving air, Has either wits, or bravery, or fleetness of foot to spare, Ensuring its survival from its genesis to now."

Trait inheritance from both parents that could skip generations (book 4):

"Sometimes children take after their grandparents instead, Or great-grandparents, bringing back the features of the dead. This is since parents carry elemental seeds inside – Many and various, mingled many ways – their bodies hide Seeds that are handed, parent to child, all down the family tree. Venus draws features from these out of her shifting lottery – Bringing back an ancestor’s look or voice or hair. Indeed These characteristics are just as much the result of certain seed As are our faces, limbs and bodies. Females can arise From the paternal seed, just as the male offspring, likewise, Can be created from the mother’s flesh. For to comprise A child requires a doubled seed – from father and from mother. And if the child resembles one more closely than the other, That parent gave the greater share – which you can plainly see Whichever gender – male or female – that the child may be."

Objects of different weights will fall at the same rate in a vacuum (book 2):

“Whatever falls through water or thin air, the rate Of speed at which it falls must be related to its weight, Because the substance of water and the nature of thin air Do not resist all objects equally, but give way faster To heavier objects, overcome, while on the other hand Empty void cannot at any part or time withstand Any object, but it must continually heed Its nature and give way, so all things fall at equal speed, Even though of differing weights, through the still void.”

Often I see people dismiss the things the Epicureans got right with an appeal to their lack of the scientific method, which has always seemed a bit backwards to me. In hindsight, they nailed so many huge topics that didn't end up emerging again for millennia that it was surely not mere chance, and the fact that they successfully hit so many nails on the head without the hammer we use today indicates (at least to me) that there's value to looking closer at their methodology.
- Wow, Eugene Cernan really should have dedicated that moment to Lucretius instead of Galileo.

Then Diogenes comes rolling through in an RV.

"Behold, a house!"
I'm picturing "Honest Diogenes' Used RV Dealership."

PLATO: An automobile is craft with an internal combustion engine, crankshaft, and wheels.

DIOGENES wheels in a HONDA GX630 PRESSURE WASHER

DIOGENES: Behold! An automobile!

Wouldn't Plato say that it is merely what we perceive to be a craft with an internal combustion engine, crankshaft, and wheels?
- Perhaps his stident, Aristotle?
SOCRATES: What's a what, now?

My computer has windows and can fly

Mine has Windows and it's a piece of shit.
- I’d like to recommend you to get some GNU Linux™️ with antiviral formula, it wipes windows in seconds!
Well, technically, downwards still counts as flight
- The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
I (pretend to) use Arch, by the way
You mean the toasters can fly.

In Soviet Russia houses move with YOU.

These projects are awesome! IIRC they swiveled an entire building whilst still in use somewhere in America (Maybe NYC?). Without interrupting plumbing and electricity.

Edit: Found it, it was in Indiana: Indiana Bell building
- How?
- Behold a man!

You don't know that houses can't move. Absence of a proof does not imply impossibility.

Sounds ridiculous (esp. for windows / houses) but I think it actually shows where Occam's Razor comes to the rescue: When deciding what to believe, you should consider how many assumptions either model of the world would have to include in order to explain your observations.

Turns you don't need to look for indisputable mathematically rigorous proofs, you just need to find the best model.

All houses can move, if enough wind is blowing

Therefore it is wind that makes cars go.
- Sometimes houses move because of wind, sometimes they move because of earth quakes. There's gotta be a common element, x, between wind and earth quakes that this can be reduced to, so that we can say "cars and houses move because of x".

The.motive force of an object cannot be attributed to the windows

No, that can only be attributed to the great Omnissiah.

Boats often have windows.

Not always...

... But, if a boat does have windows, its more likely one can actually live in it as compared to a boat without windows.

But, some boats with windows cannot really move under their own power, though many can.

But also many boats without windows can also move.

But not all of them.

lol

Yes. But how many boats have wheels?
- Someone's never read any Mark Twain.
- Well that depends on whether or not you consider a BTR a boat. Or a WaterCar. Or an Amfibus. Or a DUKW or a LARC-V.

Greek algebra, a truth is only true if all other examples of the truth are proven true. Or one can be a part of the whole but the whole isn't exactly the same as one.

Houses have windows and can't move

Trailer parks are literally full of houses that can move.

... that could move, once upon a time.
- And they can once again, call the toll free number and with a simple donation of kr 99,99 we can get these old trailers moving again.
Trailers are still cars. Here are houses that can move:
- How many different ways can you post these?

House windows and car windows differ a lot both in shape and in materials used. Should they even be called the same just because they can be looked out of? There might still be a chance that the obviously very specialized car windows do make the car go.

So it's the window---that is, the open space within the car which has the fuel cap on one side and exhaust pipe on the other---what makes it run.

Edit: Please don't try to make house run by pouring gas into one of its window.
- Yeah, you need to find the fuel cap!

I've heard from this community that houses can run on Linux, though.

People post this like the conclusion isn't absolutely correct.

Sounds like a religion and a god of the gaps concept.

It reads to me like deductive reasoning.