I'm guessing this is riffing on Vance's visit to a doughnut shop, where to the complete indifference of the employees, he ended up asking for 'whatever makes sense'. It looks like he said the same to a barber, who - not knowing what he was on about - gave him that terrible haircut.
The man can't even get fucking donuts. Like WTF, go in with a plan and get the fuck out!
Or in lieu of a plan, just pick out a donut that looks good to you. How out-of-touch must one be, to be incapable of even pretending to enjoy sugary fried bread?
"Just whatever makes sense"
"Give me your most normal human food order."
JD: I saw some dudes on TikTok that were showing off amazing advances in toupee technology
Barber: I got you fam
Totally not weird, right?
How long have you been here?
It's my third month of chemo
Ok, good.
How longs this Hospital been around?
I can't afford to pay for my treatments.
Ok, good.
vance: Why'd you wait so long and let cancer get this bad before getting treated?
Cancer Patient: Because I kept getting denied from insurance and we can't afford it on our own...
vance: Can't afford? I'd just walk into a hospital, I get free healthcare for life for my entire family.
Cancer Patient: ...and we had to sell our home just to cover additional costs
vance: ok, good. that couch looks comfy
Vote for me so I can take away your health insurance!
He is talking to the gurney.
And saying "See, gurney? We've her best interest at heart".
The cluelessness is embarrassing.
"...okay?"
Didn't Walz recently say something along the lines of 'imagine them ordering something they wouldn't even know how to do it'? does anyone remember that from a speech?
Brilliant
