"I wish for an elephant sized cock."
Big elephant cock
Oh good, i'm glad that I'm not the only one that instantly thought of this comic somehow involving his desire for an elephant cock.
I feel like there is a pun here that I'm not getting.
I'm assuming it has to do with him wishing a couple of times to get a bigger reproduction organ, using common euphemisms.
Thanks to xoxox above I think elephant sized was misheard as elephant sided.
He wanted an elephant sized cock.
suddenly a million ducks start flying around the bar, and the guy says 'what, you think i wished for a 12 inch pianist?'
I don’t know how you did it, but you found a Far Side I’ve never seen before
Well at least he's considerate enough to put the sign
Crappiest chimera ever.
Inspired
"I want to be hung like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury."
I literally never understand these
"I've never seen that one" he said aloud in wonder
