Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating

How do you boycott a company you already weren't buying anything from?

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.

I'm sorry, if you aren't willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.

I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.

Next time Starbucks does a greenwashing campaign just think of this asshole drinking champagne while commuting on a private jet.

So, you're going to continue to increase climate change, rather than just using a zoom call. GOD DAMN CEOS!!! Why the hell is return to office so important to you assholes??? Just do a god damned video call!

Calling it "supercommute" is such a stupid thing. It should be called "stupidcommute" or maybe "commoronute".

I have to dry my clothes between 12am and 3pm and this m'fer gets to fly a jet to work. Private jets along with luxury yachts are things humanity shouldn't have.

Well fuck you and your co² farting anus, Brian Niccol!

supercommute

I think the word they're looking for is 'travel'.

Real "Meetings that could have been Emails" energy on this executive level decision.

Honestly, doing the big Star Wars Emperor hologram head would have made this guy look less evil.

Guillotines for these motherfuckers. Guillotines for all of them. I’m not joking. It’s time we got rid of this cancer.

Do we have the FAA registration number for the aforementioned jet yet?

Just stop buying their coffee. You don't need it.

Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks’ head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

Replace all the Taylor Swift memes with this fucking guy.

Eat the rich

Bro should one way supercommute into the sun

I think there should be tax on flights, and the tax rate should double every time you fly in a year.

Nobody needs to be this cunty.

The fucker should fly business class with everybody else

We need to return to the office though.

Remember kids, climate change is your fault specifically, and only you can make things better by making your own life harder!

Lucky him. Other corporations are designating hub cities and forcing remote employees to move or find a new job.

Be glad he's not hypercommuting

I wonder what happened to all the Chipotle head office employees who had to relocate to be near this guy now that he bounced

This is it, y'all! This is the one.

No political messaging, no debatable tech contribution, no societal contribution, the company will be fine because they change CEOs like I change my underwear.

I think everyone can agree, this is the one we eat. It's time to send a message and enjoy a damn fine meal.

Don't worry, he probably has some arrangement to only go like once. A month.

The article says when he started at Chipotle they were headquartered in Denver but dickbag moved it to Newport Beach so it was closer. Guessing the same thing will happen to Starbucks. He will (randomly) decide that Newport Beach is a better location for a global coffee chain than Seattle.

Dude has two families

What an asshole.

"I'm tall and have great hair, and I feel my thralls really need to see that."

They got their CEO to-go

Piece of shit, wow!

And here I was thinking naively that this was an opportunity for change.

Hmmm prime candidate for mechanical failure.