"I'm sorry, but I don't speak ... whatever language that is. In that respect I am indeed horifically, terribly British. English only, please, if you want me to be able to answer."
Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with
flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
The OP posted about the "most British response to a description of a bahn mi" but that was then topped by the most gammon-face eel-brained British response possible.
Sometimes the dunks come from inside the dunk tank!
Me too; the OMG DALEKS OMG SONIC SCREWDRIVER teaboo era of was enough. It was especially bad when they started using a four letter c-word, under pretense of how chummy and friendly it was to say in far off Merrye Olde England, as a misogynistic rage word against feeemales that upset them and men they saw as not masculine enough.
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ADD SPICES LIKE THAT in... whatever flavor that is. In that respect the gammon is indeed horrifically, terribly gammon. beans on toast, please, if you want him to be able to eat it.