11mo ago

In a fantasy setting, would you marry a zombie?

Example of a wedded man-zombie OC couple:

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Dude they're falling apart and shit
- But there is nothing like a cool body on a warm night.
OP is into some necro fetish
- OP either needs more or less Jesus in their life
Some people say that there's no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.
What in the fresh chicken fried fuck is this question
but.. it says until death do we part.
is that amended?
and then to the other guys question, how functioning are we taking here? English speaking or just bbbrrraaaaiiiinnnssss
- I'd guess a large number of Asian males would go for this. While this may sound racist, I'm speaking to the current social dating situation where males vastly out number females, causing some ....societal pressures. anything from robots to zombies to tenticle monsters... they've at least thought about it...
Dry ass pussy son.
But love is love I guess¯(ツ)/¯
How do they smell? How's their mental functioning?
- But like plants vs. zombies dumb zombies or..?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Are you out of your cotton-picking mind? No.
This post is a good place to remind everyone who likes zombie flicks to watch Fido (2006).
- Hmm, it could be good. Thanks for the recommendation 👍🏻
Going to the chapel and we're gonna get buried!
No. No, would not marry anyone dead WTF? Don't zombies in popular culture want to eat the living, and a bite turns you?
The author of this post is confirmed to be Tina belcher. She just doing research for her next friend fic
Tina?

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