It shouldn't be called ADHD; it should be called restless brain syndrome.

I like “Executive Function Disorder” as it actually describes the underlying issue and not just the symptoms that other people can see.

As someone with ADHD I'd describe the experience more like profound boredem with everything in life. You seek obsession because you can't generate excitement for normal activities on your own

I think attention modulation disorder.. I have the longest AND the shortest attention span ever. I might not finish typing this but also I'll research black holes unblinkingly for 16 hours.

The biggest impact from my adhd is actually a shorter than average short term memory span. Mine was found to be about 8.5 second, with the average humans being 18.

My long term memory is fine, probably better than most but it's getting stuff in there that's the issue.

Edit: short not shirt

Nah should be Dopamine attention variability executive disorder(I'm misremembering it I'm sure somehow). Otherwise known as DAVE

Cue the "God >!FUCKING!< DAMMIT DAVE" Audio lol

Or DDD, dopamin deficiency disorder

Jesus, take the wheel!

...no, not like that!

Aka if you didn't want me to fidgety in this box, don't put me in a box, dipshit

Everyone else is boring af - syndrome

Given they are both mediated by dopamine signaling this actually makes sense?

What about just 'Wheeeeeee!'?

La

Thanks for making fun of a disability! Really fucking ignorant.

I don't even think it should be labeled as a disorder. Or at least people should be more aware of what a disorder means. It doesn't necessarily mean there is anything wrong with the person. The behavior just happens to not be suitable for the particular environment they are in and causes difficulties. If you change environments to one that allows that behavior to no longer be a problem then they no longer have a disorder.