Once again, I am asking for advice

ooh, Electrical Engineer here, I can answer this one!

No.

Attempted electrical substation sabotage is an easy way to fix your loneliness forever. And also all of your other problems.

I, personally, prefer to sabotage major data centers, such as the Switch data center in Vegas. Their HVAC units are a particular weak point since they entirely lie on the outside of the buildings they cool. Plus the facility is so big, they'll never even know you were there!

No please! Electric substations are necessary to transmit power, and we actually need more of them if we’re going to build the amount of renewables we need.

If you’re looking for parts of the electrical system that I feel less positively about, that would include data centers (especially for AI and crypto mining) and coal-fired power plants.

Of course, industrial sabotage is a crime, and with all the high voltage and current going around, it’s a particularly dangerous one at that. Would not recommend

don't fuck with substations. you'll kill yourself and cause a power outage. this doesn't help us. it might also put lives in danger like those who are in hospitals.

Go to prison. Get a cell mate. No more loneliness

I thought it was catalytic converter theft. The goalposts are just moving constantly

It's actually wrecking the property of the capitalist elites and their supporters.

Oh let's introduce you to the concept of "Find out":

Suspects arrested in plot to attack power stations with goal of destroying Baltimore: Prosecutors

Canadian shot bullets at substation in western North Dakota, was in US illegally, federal charges allege

North Carolina Marine charged in neo-Nazi plot against substations denied access to electronics, documents show

I'm still waiting for the 'find out' phase of this one..

Unsealed warrant provides closer look at NC power grid attack investigation

Documents reveal new details in Moore County electrical substation attacks

Allegedly

Model Citizen

Oh really?

There's a rabbit hole here......

Prostate stimulation.

No, but it is a gateway to Power Plant sabotage.

Let bro cook

I recently learned that the attacks on substations thing is an idiotic attempt to trigger a race war of some kind in cities, which is "where the [slur] are."

I don't think they've ever heard of a cascade failure.

Edit: fixed typo

Original article was pickleball for anyone about to look it up

Not really interested in the type of loneliness cure that would provide

Asking for a friend...

Will it cure your loneliness? No. But it certainly makes it easier to bear for awhile.

Nope, it's suicide

Are you a Domstation? Then yes, the substation wants you to fuck with it.

Otherwise, no. Just look around you, participate in society.

Just take a seat over there

All I'm saying is it worked for The Iron Giant.

Social science graduates keep coming up with the craziest titles.

Be Kind Rewind

Make all the jokes you want but we still don't know who took a few shoots at the US power grid

Only if you're a lorry driver in Scotland.

For those not in on the joke, it's an episode from Still Game, probably the funniest, and most consistently funny sitcom I've ever seen. As in frequently makes me laugh out loud, even now after seeing the entire series 3 times.

It may still be on Netflix. You'll want need subtitles, as the Scot accent is quite thick (intentionally so).