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2y ago

Anon donates plasma

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Donate blood.
Blood is transfusioned into a guy
Guy gets a boner
Your blood in his rod
You gave a guy a boner
- any bro would do it
- Fellas? 🤔
- And I'd do it again for any of the lads
- Unlike you, he can make someone have the hots for him.
Lmao. At least he's doing a good thing for all the ppl who need plasma regardless of his motivation.
- We can find a way to use the powers of simping for good and not evil.
  
  Not from a Jedi
Our cells are literally shared
Jokes on him, plasma donations don't have any cells from him.
afaik plasma donations don't include cells
In short: "see you later virigns"
... Who?
- Not sure which person you are "who" -ing, but:
  Ironmouse
  Conner
  Iron mouse has an immune disorder (CVID) that has her bedridden. Her and Conner together have raised quite a bit of money for the IDF (Immune deficiency fund).
  
  Terrible choice of name
  
  Sorry; I was 'who'-ing Ironmouse. I'd never heard of her before. I recognize Conner; I've seen some of his stuff although it's been a while.
  During the pandemic my wife and I watched him play Among Us... a lot.
I’m not sure why, but I’ve scrolled past this post at least half a dozen times and my brain still insists on interpreting the title as Latin at first glance. Like, I read the middle word as “doe-nah-tes.”
- And thanks to you, so do I now...
- I mean, it is basically all Latin words

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