mirrors.
Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.
Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.
Holy shit
Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that...
How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)
Yes. Behind the toilet.
📃✍️ I've been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now... still haven't found the toilet. I've given up hope. Tomorrow I'll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street...
p.s. - ohh no!
Enbiggening mirrors!
Squeezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it's plain black tile to the right or left (don't need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that'll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It'd kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right
like this:
Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.
to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws
Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.
Some neon in "2001 space odyssey" style.
I bet someone could make a hallway look like this with current tech.
Carpet.
Carpet would really tie the room together.
Mirrors on both walls
Have R2 shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.
X-wing and TIE fighter toys suspended from a ceiling track by monofilament
"Great shit, kid! That was one in a million!"
“That’s impossible! Even for a computer!”
Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You're ready for Instagram!
Mirrors. In this case, everything should have a mirror on it.
Chorus line vibes...
Good thing that the toilet stopped the walls from closing in!
We're alive, you did it C-3PO!
I don't know...a grenade?
Dynamite
Paint the walls with vantablack and you won't be able to tell how big the room is or isn't.
I recommend a sledgehammer.
Ask little john
Get some galvanized steel rods and some loose self tapping screws from your aunt's handbag.
Trying to find ways to Jack the rent for the 2'x32' room eh?
That better be a bidet, because there isn't enough room to wipe in there
My thought exactly.
We have a cluster of toilets at work, where the toilets are too close to the wall for you to wipe. But it's only on one side, the other side is fine, and it's alternating sides (because of plumbing).
I've considered putting up signs saying "left hand wipe toilet", because being right handed and not realizing the issue before splash down sucked.
Knock out a wall or two.
That's still lot of space, you can put bath or shower in front of it.
Walk through bath
I was thinking about putting a jacuzzi. There is plenty of space.
Man, what a trip I just had…
I'd just give up and shit in the kitchen.
Put a plaque on the door saying "execution chamber"
Refuse to elaborate
LeaveSeashells, as they will remind one of the vast scale of the ocean.
I wonder if the wall on the left of the picture is shared with the relaxation chamber. Maybe it was designed by the same person who did this kitchen.
How do you wipe?
I do not see any "no diving" signs on the toilet tank. That is a pool of water of less than 8 feet so someone might think they can try diving into it if they don't have a sign to remind them not to!
How would one even wipe?
use the wall
Something like this a few years later...
how did they even constructed the room. I get claustrophobic by looking at it and I didn't though I was
Jesus. Thats too much room. Add a bed bunk and basin in the wall. You will be able to the tripple the rent as another home.
This is the breakroom toilet at Lumon
Put a conveyor belt on the floor which can go both directions, plus some great tunes. Like Mama from Spice Girls
..or like that Jamiroquai music video!
And make the direction randomized for added excitement
seems cozy to me
I'd knock one of the walls down, preferably the one the door is on to make it an open concept design. It'll make the room look wayy more modern.
Slip-n-slide
You have all that space in the Complex and you put a toilet there?
Man can you imagine being the plumber that had to install this? What a fucking job that must've been.
Miniature 9-pin set
I don't think my fat ass would fit.if I sit down, you might need to call the fire department.
I'm not even a very big guy but I'm no twig.😁
Use this angle as a 2D canvas for a shape or a picture. You want to go sit there and see what it looks like from that angle.
This would be great for people who are fall risks.
Space
Smaller toilet, duh.
Move.
make a singing joe biden head come out of the toilet
Solid black with blacker accents.
Make the rest of the house thinner.
Not sure about bigger but you can make it "classier" with a Trump chandelier.
MAGAt voter, probably.
We don’t need to bring these people up at every opportunity.
