Kamala using her police badge to threaten someone and cover for a coworker violently assaulting someone is definitely a good thing that we want to experience
It is funny that even in their fantasy they can't help but cheer for corrupt cops abusing their position of power and threatening (or carrying out) violent action against their opponents. The most unrealistic part of this is that the Dems would ever consider going after Republicans like this, we all know the metaphorical baseball bat would be used against the family of immigrants down the street while the Republicans complain the bat isn't wrapped in barbed wire.
How do they just keep fucking doubling down on this infantile salvation fantasy, how the fuck do these whining genocidal babies still view themselves as the Adults in the Room
you know the libs are getting giddy when they start to write fanfic like this, I'm pretty sure they did that for Mueller and Comey too during the Trump impeachment times
They also did that ”the Bidens hanging out with the Buttigiegs, Michelle Obama brings wine” one.
Mueller, She Wrote
I should block you for making me see this
Tim Walz is my dad
Stop
a baseball bat
And then they get threatened off the porch with a shotgun because even in their fantasies of potentially violent righteous confrontation, liberals are still more concerned with maintaining their stupid fucking delusional Marvel good guy self-image than they are with gearing up to actually win it.
All politics is sexual pathology; all sexual pathology is dysfunctional family dynamics.
Everything is about sex, except for sex, which is about
powerimagining the Democrats are your family and then going back to brunchwhat dysfunctional family dynamic is it when you ________________________________________________________________
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I see this and I raise you
You could have just not posted this. It would have saved all our eyes.
Not
? That is unpossible 
I AM FUCKING CRYING
Why... Why did you post it????
Democrats really forget that they’re weird as well
I refuse to believe the brooklyndad one is real
I think it is actually edited tbh. But the spirit is real
Pretty sure Joe would die of a heart attack if he tried to have sex
Pretty sure Joe would die of a heart attack if he tried to have sex
oh god why specify doggy style???
"gee I sure hope Joe and Jill can't see each others faces while they fuck"
I fold, I fold!
I'm a widdle teeny tiny baby. Trump, he's the poop in my diaper. Stinky! And Kamala and Tim walls that's my mom and dad and they're changing my diaper 🚼
Getting successfully bullied by JD Vance is deeply embarrassing.
This country is parentless…
We have the founding fathers!
Why are liberals so fucking weird?
It has been 3 weeks since an assassination and dude is talking about taking a baseball bat and smashing in Trump's head lmaoooo
No no no there's no call to violence. But, he'll listen. Because of the implication
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the pain
I kind of feel bad for this man baby. If he showed this abomination to a therapist I think they'd give him free sessions as a case study
Therapists are mostly concentrating on people who can be helped. I’m not sure about this one.
This kind of thing is what has led me to the conclusion that one of the most important aspects of political consciousness is the realization that politicians aren't people. They literally need to be dehumanized as a class in order for anything productive to happen. Functionally, they are not people to us, they are obstacles or vehicles. Without knowing this in your bones you will be Charlie Brown, they will be Lucy, and a football you never shall kick.
What did Stalin say? Something along the lines of "there is no stalin. Even I'm not Stalin"
At that level of politics, you become a living symbol for people to project themselves and their aspirations onto
Why are Americans like that? American chuds have the Trump is bald eagle gun jesus stuff, American libs have whatever the hell this is. It is deeply weird and unsettling.
In normal countries people might like or dislike politicians, sometimes intensely, but I don't feel they resort to these kind of parasocial fantasies.
IM INCURRING PSYCHIC DAMAGE SOMEONE HELP ME ERASE THIS FROM MY BRAIN
>kamala gets a badge before extra-judiciously beating someone
that tracks aactually
This makes me feel like I have radiation sickness
Can I undo the fact that I read this?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Is this a kink of some kind? What in the actual fuck would possess someone to think about this, type it up, then hit tweet?
reads like some lib that is accustomed to posting shit like this on linkedin but is now doing political commentary
And then they all made out
This is a genuinely awful post from a pathetic and infantile person
Say the line
Deeply unserious
Someone tweeted that Tim walz is like their dad Reminds me of someone tweeting Bernie being angry reminds her of her abusive father There is probably a point to make about how American hyperindvidualism has affected their voting habits but I am too lazy too stupid to make this connection
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libs can't even fantasize about beating up fascists right. they just have to sprinkle in some police brutality
Picking the most boring people to be parasocial about. Obsess about a pop band or something. Touch grass.
This hurt me to read and i usually don't feel "cringe"
lol
This is somehow more psychosexual than the calves cramping post, despite being less explicit
Democrat wattpad fanfic makin me moist
Democrats fall in love. Republicans fall in line.
Lmao this basically happens in True Detective Season 2
