It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65
54 0 ReplyIt’s all in the colour…
12 1 ReplyYo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside
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I got to witness their first test fire, during a recent school trip.
49 0 ReplyWhich planet did they destroy?
14 0 ReplyLooks to be another part of France. Which is pretty on brand for the French, as no one hates the French more than the French.
21 0 ReplyEarth, obv.
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Lol
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Wasn’t this in C&C: Red Alert 2?
31 0 ReplyI was just thinking that. Was it turned into a huge Tesla coil or something?
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The city was poorly guarded because most of the French forces had joined with the Germany army along the Polish border. Taking advantage of this weakness, the Soviets sent a squad of Tesla troopers to turn the Paris Tower into a giant Tesla coil. The plan was successful, devastating the Allied forces in the region and forcing thousands of Parisians to flee.
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Lmao I clicked on the post because I wanted to write the exact same thing
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It's targeting all the people in America french kissing.
20 0 ReplyWe ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.
19 0 ReplyAnd literally just zapping French fries out of existence
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Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming... Fire our shit!
15 0 ReplyBut I am le tired.
16 0 ReplyWell, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
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The Eiffel TURRET
13 0 Replynow i need a tower defense game where the towers are real life buildings. you can even theme them after time periods or geography to have synergies.
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Now, witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL EIFFEL TOWER!!
13 0 ReplyKing Charles: So the French have made their move. Camilla, activate Bigger Ben
12 0 ReplyNah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.
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11 0 ReplyLe baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days
10 0 ReplyLaser Guided ICBMs: InterContinental Baguette Missiles
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Rubber boots in motion
7 0 ReplyElectrodes ready
4 0 Reply2,000 volts coming up!
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Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm
7 0 ReplyNapoleon: [Heavy Breathing]
6 0 ReplyWe already know its true purpose. Why do you think there has never been a movie about Godzilla in Paris?
5 0 ReplyIn case anyone is wondering: it's an ice ray and one of the thousands required to freeze the sun in the first part of the fantastic mission set out for us by out glorious leader, life-giver of the universe, Arpoovian Shepper-Shenty.
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6 1 ReplySend in the Beastie Boys to kick its ass!
5 0 ReplyLookin like a French Dalek
3 0 ReplyAim for tour montparnasse!
3 0 Reply"are you still there?"
3 0 ReplyWasn't this in Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco?
3 0 ReplyThose are L Lasers if I ever saw one
2 0 ReplyI'm Old Gregg!
2 0 ReplyThat's a lot of mega particle cannons.
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2 0 ReplyWhere's the dimension travelling rocket?
2 0 ReplyAh, who needs Jewish space lasers when we have French earth lasers?
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