2y ago

First Lady tests positive for COVID

First Lady Jill Biden tested positive for COVID-19 on Monday night, according to a statement. Jill Biden is experiencing mild symptoms and will stay at their home in Rehoboth Beach, Del., her commu…

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2y ago

thehill.com /blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/4186775-first-lady-tests-positive-for-covid/

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Man I thought both women and men were getting this the whole time. I was way off.
- HA!
- Can someone explain this to me?
  
  If you remove the capital letters, "the first lady" got Covid could imply that only men have gotten it up to this point
- Maybe this is just the first woman who is hoity-toity enough to be called lady
  
  You’re saying so far it’s just been the wenches and hags?
  
  Yeah, I know your mom's had it lots of times. No one calls her "lady" though, for good reason.
  
  Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is a pretty harmless joke. My guess is people didn't read thoroughly and thought you got political.
Public figures are so vulnerable to Covid, Bert Kreicher said he had it 5 times already. And especially people in national political life, everybody wants to meet you everywhere you go and you can't refuse or wear a mask or anything or you get negative news coverage.
- Bert doesn’t strike me as the hand-washing type, if I’m being honest.
  
  I'm surprised it's only been 5 times Bert Kreischer has snorted Covid. That fake laughin comes with a deep inhale
- Bert Kreischer? I wouldn’t believe anything he says
- Bert fucks dogs and drinks at least a gallon of Kool aid a day, COVID doesn't even need to try with him
Get well soon, J-girl!
Can you really compare the two? Sometimes you can fly without a plane, you just die a couple of seconds after free fall . Also, why are vaccines seatbelts, isn’t the whole point to immunize? Or is that just for every other vaccine except this one?
So what. I've got covid for the fifth time now.
We all have covid on this blessed day
Yeah maybe gene therapy, not a vaccine in my mind. I never got Polio and I was vaxxed so what gives? Is this the only vaccine that works like dogshit?
Maybe now Biden will remember COVID exists... as if.
- ?
  
  Just Republicans being themselves on the internet lmfao.
  
  Just Republican Things.
  Biden has simultaneously not done enough about Covid and has spent way too much time, effort, and money on what is clearly an overblown case of the sniffles, but is also a Chinese bioweapon.
  It makes sense if you change the facts on a dime to suit the underlying narrative.
  Doubleplus good
- What do you mean about that?
  
  He prematurely declared the pandemic over almost a year ago https://www.fiercehealthcare.com/payers/biden-declares-covid-19-pandemic-over because he's a corporate tool and believes in fuck all imho
- Naw fam, they will just get medical treatment for the acute and long term consequences of the infection at a level that you can only dream of, a level that would bankrupt a normal person. But, hey, we're all in this together. It's time to move on. Have you considered getting a HELOC and buying something?
Wasn’t she vaxxed like 30 times by now? How in the world could she have gotten Covid!?
- You've had 3 years to understand how the vaccine works. We're you just not paying attention?
  
  Vaccines have been around a lot longer than 3 years…
- The same way you can wear a seat belt but still crash your car.
  
  Never heard this one, but I'm using it from now on....
  
  Seatbelts don’t prevent accidents. Vaccines prevent infection (except for the covid vaccine)

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