Definitely bottom right

Where's the "I don't see an image" option? Because it doesn't have:

You can trace the flight path of the Enterprise through the galaxy by the wake of chlamydia it left behind.

In every timeline it seems.

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Damn.

I know I'm old now.

See, I'm so old that not only do I remember that ho was short for whore, and that it was spelled ho' when written, but I've lived long enough that the spelling becoming hoe isn't even weird any more. It has become the default now.

Language shifts are a beyotch

I read somewhere that "Kirk doesn't kiss, he gets kissed" everyone loves him, but he's married to his job. It's super convenient for the main character with the great hair.

It's the kind of bit that's more likely played for laughs today via an unreliable narrator trope. "Sure Kirk, they kissed you. We believe you."

Captain Pike, of even more powerful hair, seems to have the same thing going, only with smouldering meaningful glances.

Now do Riker. Don't forget his trombone. He definitely fucked that thing.

Interesting to note how many of these were under duress / forced / false pretences and otherwise dubious consent on kirk's behalf

Of the 16 images, five don't count. The one with the Gorn is an obvious joke, but for four other, Kirk wasn't acting of his own free will. He was being physically controlled by God like aliens, mind controlled or straight up sexually assaulted.