Hexbear protip: Be normal

I’ll fuck as many couches as i damn well please

I'm no longer a listener of True Anon and I'm more ambivalent to Brace Belden these days, but I thought his band was doing a poorly though out photo shoot about punks betting up Nazis and specific photos were taken out of context?

I consider myself extremly normal but I have never been photographed in front of nazi flags, so I think I'm gong to try it to get even more normaler.

Just accept that the podcast class are a necessary evil who will have to be [redacted] once they fulfill their historic purpose, and you can stop worrying about this sort of thing

He was gay, brace belden!

why do we have two former YPG members who talk about Epstein: one blasting into relevance over his "suicide" by vaguely summarizing news related to it, then pivoting to a "be normal" podcast that regurgitates... trendy finance news? the other mysteriously finding a second black book on ebay with mossad names missing and getting promoted by the daily beast, before pivoting to a patriotic communist in the imperial core?

should I be worried or just focus on Being Normal?

Melina is so back

pro tip for being normal: Being weird but being normal about people who are weird while also not taking offense when someone calls you weird makes people think you're more normal than normal people (or at least the people you can get to)

this isn't sarcasm btw, I know this whole Thing is about conservatives crying over people calling them weird because they are but I'm not meaning this in that context

Once we topple the great podcast class we can finally be free in our online discussion of piss and farts.

You're the most normal already! As normal people always think about when a punk band that nobody has heard of did an ironic photo in front of swastikas decades ago.

Nah I can't front I'm pretty weird, I think Dark Souls 2 was the best game Fromsoft ever made

You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin' lord the grain. Your fucking children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army.

Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know shit. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I've been to the Renaissance Fair. I've eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call 'bitch beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and...

End. This. Nightmare.