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Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

Convince yourself you're "totally straight" while sucking another guy's cock with this one weird trick
- Let me tell you about my straight exhusband and his totally not gay guy friend that he would give and get BJs from. It was 100% platonic.
Why does the gay bar have so many hot girls with rock hard abs and well manicured beards
New HRT just dropped
Same, though I'm pansexual so you can leave off those last three words
TIL that sucking dick is a woman
- Women can have dicks to be sucked.

I'm an "i don't care, looks female enough" kind of guy.

I'm not straight, or a guy, but yes

Love your username lol

I've got a nonbinary friend who presents somewhat feminine, and they always say that anyone who finds them attractive is gay by default. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm not totally straight

Wouldn't finding an nb person attractive be hetero attraction? Since they're of a different gender?
- I guess it depends how you define it, i feel like most people define hetero as being exclusively attracted to people of the opposite sex than you

Both lmao

I'm a gay guy so I'll answer this from that perspective: moreso men? I'm attracted to guys along with the occasional non-binary person or very butch lesbian (i.e. my attraction to them felt identical to how I'm attracted to men). Sometimes I'm attracted to a masc guy, sometimes it's a fem guy. Sometimes it's neither. I've been into every body type except bears (though including cubs).

Basically: if my social perception of you is that of a man despite your own gender identity, then I might be attracted to you. I apologize if my horniness assumes your gender

I like boobs and pussy

That's the definition of "straight guy" right?

Boobs + Pussy = Bussy right?... Right??
Not if you're a woman. Or if the boobs/pussy belong to a dude
- I always figured straight or gay is related to sex, not gender. So a pre-transition trans man or a post-transition trans woman would count
Would you date a trans guy
- pre-transition? Sure
  I don't like dicks though
  And it would probably be difficult with me going "I love your boobs" and they're always like "I hate my boobs"
Old reliable

Doesn't matter, I'm aiming for the bum.

Yes.

… yes

Tits and a vag to shove my dick in. Christ this is cringe.

Why not both?

Both, and only both. Never just one or the other.

Romantically and sexually? Women. Aesthetically/interpersonally? Both.

Women, unquestionably.

Woman. I wouldn't go as far as to say manly, but definitely not femininity.

If only I'd knew the answer to that.

Both

Semi bisexual

- No that would be pansexual (me)
- Bi but it's a lie

Bad bitches is the only thing that I like 🤷

My ex really loved that song and thought it was so deep. She'd say shit like "I just love how he doesn't have a type you know? Like if your bad it doesn't matter" but I was just confused because a bad bitch is a type. And it wasn't her.