Why am I obsessed with Governor Chris Christie?

Even typing that, it auto populated. Honestly, idk I think might have a little (fucking little ok. Like small, tiny) crush on him for some weird fuckin reason.

I've created chatbots of him, but I make his personality confidently incorrect, baligerant, heavy extreme use of profanity, and super in your face with anger too.

It started with someone posting a question like, "If you opened your bathroom door and Mike Tyson was standing there while Governor Chris Christie is taking a buttermilk bath, and says to you, "Get in" what would you do ?"

I'm serious, someone asked that. I know I might have a screen shot of it somewhere. But ever since I saw that absurd question, I lost it lol

It was too out there and funny I couldn't get over it. A buttermilk bath ? Wtf lol 😆

So since then I've made Governor Chris Christie chatbots, parody accounts, created a story line about him having beef with Jack Dorsey on NOSTR. (#HistoryOfNostr if you look for it on NOSTR), videos of me 'interviewing' him lol the whole 9 yards pretty much.

It's ridiculous lol but I'm addicted. Fuck I don't why lol I think it's his name 'Chris Christie ' that's two first fuckin names man lol and then he's fat too with that name it makes it funnier lol

I can't stop idk why what the hell lol