What things would you standardize globally if you were the Supreme Leader? All violations punishable by death.

The death penalty, because that shit is barbaric.

Metric system, right-hand traffic, ISO 8601, high taxes on the rich, someone's power being used as a multiplier in punishment.

• All software that is to be used on the public should be Free and Open Sourced in a GPL style license.
• No death penalty

above two violations are punishable by death!

• ISO date and time.
• Metric system.
• USB-C.
• Git.
• ConventionalCommits.
• Semantic versioning.
• XDG Base Directory.
• OpenDocument.
• HDR10+.

Also, I would enforce every online shop, transport company, hotels... All of these functioning under a federated market, sort of like the fediverse. Impossible to corrupt. Impossible to monopolize. True choice.

all media and advertising shall have the same loudness

Talking with your phone on speaker in public. Off with your head!

Tailgating. It's gonna kill you eventually so let's streamline the process.

Also fuck you, especially when I'm in a god damned exit lane.

If all punishment is capital punishment, then I'd keep it as laissez-faire as possible.

Except for "no parking in the bike lane". That one's worth.

Recipes in concrete metric units, preferably mass instead of volume. Recipes come together incredibly quickly when measuring out ingredients can just be dump-tare-dump-tare-dump instead of trying to get sticky ingredients like tahini out of a measuring cup.

More torx screws. There are apparently some uses for phillips, but torx are criminally underused.

Housing for everyone.

Standardize? I mean can we just get America on the metric system?

Education.

"We regret to inform you little Timmy didn't pass his final secondary-school exam because he couldn't count back change from a transaction. We will send his ashes as soon as they're ready."

I would be a terrifying and bloodthirsty Supreme Leader for sure... 😏

That is why we should prevent human beings from holding too much power.

Camping in the fast lane and/or driving with your brights on.

If you report anything not factual on the "news" or anything where you have an audience. I'm really tired of that bullshit.

I am the ultimate vermin, so... Mandatory tooth brushing, and ponies for all.

The outlawing of supreme leaders.

Nothing. I'm against the death penalty

A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed

I would outlaw starting work before 12pm. I'm 30 and I still absolutely hate mornings just as much as I did when I was 10. I'm naturally a night person but working graveyards has more problems than dealing with early mornings IMO. Let all the morning people feel the pain of having to be productive during your least productive hours for a change.

Socialism and planned economy, ban on private enterprises

Not only does it aim to stop neverending inequality shift and enshittification, it also helps to save Earth by putting an end to overproduction and bullshit consumerism

Politicians who lie to their constituents.

Hypocrisy. If one berates people for doing x, when you do it you're doubly guilty. You might still be guilty for other reasons, but if you publicly scorn other people doing it you'll get a bonus penalty.

Crocs. Fuck your ugly, very gross-looking wannabe sandal. And why the fuck do they always look like you just pulled them from a landfill, and marinated them in toxic waste?

No legislation with religious fundaments.

Duodecimal 😈

No fascists

Anyone, regardless of status, race, wealth, sexuality, religion, etc. that violates anyone's fundamental human rights would be put to death. Period. Tolerance of intolerance breeds intolerance.

International Fixed calendar The year had 13 months plus one new holiday. Each month is 28 days.

No wars. Just peace.

No more religious things. Books, buildings, posters, gatherings, merchandise, websites, teachings...

You can talk to your imaginary friend in private, but no more spreading that shit to youth or folks in a vulnerable state of mind.

One generation and that garbage is either done and gone forever; or I just triggered judgement day and learn the hard way that I fucked up and the religious crowd gets their coveted ascension. Win win.

... What happens if I want to abolish the death penalty?

• Web pages must not have any javascript.
• Browsers must not have a javascript engine
• Web advertisement may only happen within a sidebar and must be either a static image under 70kb, or animated image under 400kb. The total of advertising must not surpass 2.5MB.
• Any videos or music loaded from the web may not autoplay
• At least half of any video advertisement of computer programs (includes games, android and ios apps, etc) MUST be of someone actually using the actual program/game/app
• Wealth tax. Fuck you, tax havens, and your clients.

Get rid of all lock in or network affect. In investing it might be called moat. Looking to destroy like Facebook. Very hard to compete due to they have all the users. You can't just choose your chat app, you also be on the same network as your friends. Decouple those two. Another example is YouTube. They are the biggest video provider and thus will reach most users. Decouple those two again. I can continue with Microsoft apps, Netflix videos, Google search and ads etc.

Without possibilities for real competition, you dont get innovation.

Wages Citizenship

Misuse of apostrophes; or any use of the words 'mid' or 'literally'.

Turn all land into public land disposing it from corporate ownership.

Resource centers. Makes sure the planets resources is not abused. Here is also the place for actually give back your used stuff, for reuse.