No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

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No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.
Technically it wasn't sex.
That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.
Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.
Especially because they’re ugly.
Won’t someone think of the ottoman?
The eyeliner helps though.
Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.