Checkmate, Atheists

It's Sunday. Joe couldn't go to church because COVID, so God made a house call.

Now do Trump. What makes him drop out?

A better shot.
- Daaaaamn. Fuckin gottem.
  Well, actually not, i guess...
- I think we all miss Trump.
  But some of us are working on our aim.
  For legal reasons, to my FBI agent: this is a joke. I don't even own a gun, man... You know this.
- Tenacious D, No!
The humiliation of losing to a black woman.
The past months the mood in America has been: not these two old geezers again.
I am honestly optimistic that it's going to be a landslide for the Democrats without Biden. Americans are just sick of Trump and they didn't want Biden to run again.
So the Democrats are giving the people what they want, while the Republicans are trying to force feed them something they don't want.
Let's see how this plays out.
- I'm still a little worried with how racist and sexist even Democrat voters tend to be. Hopefully the excitement of not having an 80 year old as the candidate outweighs subconscious bias.
- These people couldn't accept a white mean beating their white man. I look forward to their civil, humble response to their now anointed god being beaten by a black woman.

He stepped down on national ice cream day...

Someone close to him: You're not getting ice-cream unless you drop out of the presidential candidacy!
Biden: Done... Now where's my ice-cream?
He's only human, anyone would do the same.
Aw man he loves that stuff almost as much as he loves exposed shoulders

God: "Joe, President of the United States. I'm giving you a task to make you an example in these dark times."

Biden: "Good idea, O Lord!"

God: "Of course it's a good idea!!"

God: "What are you doing?"
Biden: "Averting my eyes lord"
God:"Well stop that!"

Quick search to verify...

So this is how I learn. Wouldn't have it any other way.

I don’t know how you missed it. After the debate I was eager to see him. “Please don’t be senile. Please don’t be senile!”

George Clooney:

Hilarious.

Honestly, one candidate was just shot at, the other noped the hell out....

I mean, C'mon. If this isn't a sign that Americans want change, I don't know what would be. This is the political equivalent of being given an eviction notice. Stick around and "there will be trouble" (in your best RoboCop voice).

The one time free will doesn't matter and big G chose to do this.

Biden dropped out 4 hours after Manchin told him to.

Didn't realize Manchin was god. Or maybe it's just a god complex.