School shuts early for summer after bomb found in roof

A head teacher says her school of more than 400 pupils will not reopen until September after a bomb was found in the roof.

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One of those kids is a timelord and this was a failed attempt to prevent them travelling back 100 years and stealing the Fuhrers testicle in order to place it in the Albert Hall
Wait, you guys are still not on summer holidays yet? We're just over halfway through up in Scotland and I'm counting down the days until the little... er... darlings... go back.
- I think most schools finished the end of last week.