It feels wrong

(I understand the joke, please don't explain it)

That's why I say "dub dub dub" it confuses people and I have to explain that it's www which is short for world wide web but I saved a little bit of time by saying dub dub dub......wait a minute......

not in my language

In Dutch www is faster. Never understood why one would give a letter a name that consists of 2 parts.

In Irish we say "wuh". And "punk" for dot.

Wuh wuh wuh punk lemmy punk world

i've often heard it called dubdubdub

wee wee wee

In Dutch it’s whey-whey-whey.

I still remember when companies started mentioning their websites in commercials.
It was one big torrent of whey-whey-wheys.

“Dub dub dub”.

Not in Sweden. Veveve.

Dub Dub Dub.

But also, "the web." "Online."

"hexa-u"

I do not pronounce that part of a URL. Who still does that? Why would you need to do that?

Here in france, everyone says "3w". Pronouncing it entirely sounds like "Double V, double V, double V" so "3w" sounds like "Trois double V", which funnily enough, is still longer than world wide web!

Sure, but you sound like an absolute psycho saying "world wide web.MidgetPorn.edu"

We could fix this by renaming it the Worbledy Widewibble Webbledywoowoo.

Watching old commercials is hilarious. "If YOU would like to see our locations on the world-wide-web, visit our website on your web browser by typing in w, w, w, dot, appliance, dash, direct, dot, com!"

Just pronounce it “wuhwuhwuh”

Just perform a constant hum: "vvvvvv"

well i sure hate that last picture

"triple dub"

wawawa

I generally say “werwerwer”.

But you don't type world wide web. You type www.

ViViVi

when visiting my dutch family I noticed how faster "vay vay vay" is, so I started thinking vévévé in french instead of "double v" x3 (btw this is a double u : uu) I've said it out loud a few times by accident and people don't question it. I think we all agree it's a bit silly to pronounce.

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I have an intense and fascinating life.

Call it WoWaWe

That's why it's pronounced dub-dub-dub.

I don't trust websites that still start with www.

true story. Just as many syllables as 1 W.

Say "dubdubdub" or "dubbadubdub". "winwinwin" would also be acceptable.

To play devil's advocate, yes, "w" is technically three syllables in English, but they're easy enough to blur together. Meanwhile, the actual "w" sound is comparatively labor intensive, and "-orld" even more so. We're in purple burglar alarm world.

dub-ya dub-ya dub-ya

When is it necessary to say www?

Anyone else not realize the swirls were part of a watermark and just think that was supposed to be part of his haircut?

Tridub

Double-you, double-you, double-you.

In spanish we use, "three W" as WWW xD

I think we should sit down and take the shortest syllable version of each word/expression from each language and combine them all into one fast language.

Visit us at double you double you double you double you double you dot!

Even faster to say Net

Kids these days don't remember President Dubya I guess 😔

Anyone else say

"DUBBA U DUBBA U DUBBA U"

Wuh wuh wuh

I'm gonna start using worldwideweb as my default subdomain now.

I think this is why a lot of sites stopped using it!

I don’t even think we say it anymore in the US. Just whatever.com

3 W

U to the sixth power. Damnit not shorter.

Six U's. There.

Dub is short for win.

Trick is to go southern with it. Merge the last two vowel sounds into almost-one. Dub-ee-eh

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"hexa-u"