He ain't hooting around

superb owl 1312

*And owl do it again

To reiterate, that was an owl and not a parrot.
Asked to comment on the incident, a spokesperson for parrots says he is glad that no parrots were involved.

Thus proving the case from The Staircase: owl do that shit, it's scary, could easily make you tumble down stairs to your death and would leave you with lacerations with microfeathers in your scalp. There.

Hell yeah brother https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=btX7h68FqNo