During my daily walk, along the forest path, was a blindfolded woman at a bonfire and she said that if I wish to take the modthrone I have to slay the 4 great mods and their demi-mod children.
During my daily walk, along the forest path, was a blindfolded woman at a bonfire and she said that if I wish to take the modthrone I have to slay the 4 great mods and their demi-mod children.
She said if I didn't do this, their growing avarice and size would blot out the sun and freeze the waters. And the pigmy age of the dark-poster would begin, freed from their spider web-shackles with us taking their place.
So, IDK. Thought that was weird. She was cute though and I asked if she would come play Dark Souls Remastered on Switch with me and she said "what's that?". Briskly continued my walk away.
Foul Poster, thy flames of ambition must be quenched
The first mistake was wanting to be modlike
But I crave power.
Oh man that's awkward. I thought you got isekai'd into Bird Box
Just saw an augur of my fate-scribed nemesis glowing from a message aground: Postifex Maximus, silencer of sound and blotter of light. More rotund celestial body than man-born; ascended to modhood with no equal and supreme ruler of the Hex-ursa Coven.
Bear seek seek lest
Blindfolded woman: "...and thus forevermore was known as @AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net."
@AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net: "I'm just going for a walk, yo!"