meširl
meširl
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Iāve heardāfrom another (admittedly biased and inconsistent) source close to the matterāthat OP is wicked, tricksy, and perhaps even false.
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Nasty and filthy, even.
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Why do these also sound like trump insults
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You son of a Took, keep it!
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Imagine the age gap relationship posts that we'd see in the LOTR universe.
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In fact I hate when in Moria Gandalf says "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us"
You're literally 2K years old, fuck you dude-
Quite a bit older, if you count more than his physical form.
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Dudes pissed on trees longer than whole generations have been alive.
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Half of an age - 7 Centuries
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took me a minute. Still waking up. The Bilbo Frodo age diff is 111-33, though so if this is Frodo at 50, Bilbo is older than 111 at the time of writing
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White text on dark blue background reading: "My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to destroy the ring due to problematic associations with the jeweller who made it, but the ring is precious to me and I would feel guilty throwing it away. AITA?"
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I am so confused
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Bilbo (111 M) gives the ring of power to Frodo (50 M) who is told by Gandalf (2019 M) it must be destroyed because Sauron (jeweler) is a douche
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LotR
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Mairon was cancelled after they found out he was in an accelerationist doomsday cult.
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Frodo, don't wear the ring!
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Actually Frodo was in his 30s when he received the Ring, he was in his 50s when he left the Shire...
Sorry to bother, I'll crawl back in my hill-dug home now
The real problem is when frodo is asking this question and it could be anywhere between ~30 and ~50... the age relationship between frodo and bilbo is incorrecr. it should be either 111 - 30 or 131 and 50
Edit: just remembered, frodo was 33 when he got the ring. On the books, some invetees to bilbos party where pissed off cause they felt like they were invited just to cover the 144 main guests (adding both bilbo's and frodo's age at the time)
Unless math works differently in Middle Earth, that is exactly what I meant
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