Band: Iron Maiden Album: Iron Maiden Song: Iron Maiden
Three Iron Maiden songs? That's easy! Am I Evil, Smoke on the Water, and Ace of Spades. And I'm sure they have a self-titled song, too.
Normalise responding with "Name 3 women who trust you that aren't your mother" (I know she counts for 3)
Name a woman?
For a lot of these fucks, I'd accept family members if it were true. People take low bars as exercises in tripping.
Bring Your Cousin to the Coven
Ten Minutes til Midday
Fly With Your Shoes On
Apprehension of the Dusk
Hello, be thou Nate?
Afraid to Frag Randos
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Ace of Bass
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The Black Album
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Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn's Early Light)
🤘🎸🥁😈
Only true metal fans will know these songs. DEEP cuts. Very legit.
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I have been listening to metal basically half my life (15+ years) but can barely name artists or song names let alone remember lyrics. my memory truly sucks (also does not help that most are not in my native language).
Haha same. I've been listening to metal, hardcore, thrash and punk for like 25+ years, i listen to music pretty much all day if i can. I hardly know song titles, i even have trouble remembering band names. When i was younger i went to like 2 or 3 concerts a week, but i never fucking knew what the bands even looked like, nor did i really care.
let alone remember lyrics
The secret is we don't actually understand what they are singing either.
Never experienced something like that, especially with metal fans who - in my opinion - are some of the most welcoming bunch.
Perhaps it's different in the US, but here in Germany that scenario seems unlikely.
https://x.com/D00MBUNNIE/status/1376300572631048194
There’s this crowd
In the UK I've found the extremes to be on both sides, although this largely aligns with the punk movement here from decades ago.
Some metal fans are the nicest people you could hope to meet. One guy I met in a bar a month or so ago got talking to me because I noticed his Hatebreed shirt, and we got to talking about music, our kids, and life in general. I remember talking about tummy time with him, and before I left he had called his wife to ask what his daughter really liked, and rushed to give me the link so that I could buy it.
Some are also utter bells. One guy I met years ago gave me shit for liking The Used's set at Taste Of Chaos years ago, despite it basically being an emo festival that he also attended. He apparently only went for Killswitch Engage...so spent a fuck-ton to see one band while he seethed about the rest. I met another guy in a bar a year or so ago that was a huge dick to some women because one of them wore a Sleep Token shirt. He kept asking them to say what their favourite songs were, gave them shit because they were the newer songs, and then went on a rant about how they're not even a metal band because they "basically do pop now".
The German metal scene is way more left leaning than most other, that's probably it.
It's pretty apolitical. It's about the music (and getting drunk).
An excellent flemish metal band made a song about this…
MFW I go there for their take on it and the lyrics are as Flemish as the band 😄
Here’s a translation which is close…
In our time I would have knocked you on your face set your hair on fire, hid your sandwiches Cause I can't stand that you wear something by the Ramones and that you know nothing about them when I ask you about them And how about those fancy vans on your feet Were the k-swis on, you're gonna pay for that shouldn't you be jumping around with a red bull vodka instead of walking around with a Metallica t-shirt Look there's a john-ny with a t-shirt of Me-tal-li-ca ok chill look, there used to be johnny's Ugly marinas with buffaloes and ponies every day of the week at war with skaters with adidas, pumas or vans with no laces But I found that segregation very practical at the time for us it was nirvana and for them songs about barbies now it's ruined, all gone to shit because there's a Johnny with a Metallica t-shirt. Look there's a Johnny with a Metallica T-shirt
I'll give you the names of 3 future iron maiden songs just by having a look at Bruce Dickinson's DVR
THE Bruce Dickinson?!
He put his pants on in the morning just like everyone else
- Ghost of the navigator
- Passchendeale
- Powerslave
damn, not even the low hanging fruit
They are some of my favorite.
People listing Iron Maiden songs missing the entire point.
They just like maiden, and that's fine.
2 Minutes to Midnight
Aces High
Wasted Years
I'm gonna get a lot of shit for this, but I never really liked Iron Maiden and Slayer.
Iron Maiden and Slayer are vastly different
Pfft.
Without even looking: Prowler, Remember Tomorrow, Phantom of the Opera, Running Free, Transylvania, Charlotte the Harlot, Iron Maiden's gonna getcha no matter how far, Iron Maiden wants you for dead!
Man, I love the first two albums. Paul couldn't sing much but he screamed really well.
It's been a minute since I listened to them, so I would probably get it wrong.
If anyone needs me I'll be over here listening to Van Canto
"Oh you're a Van Canto fan? What are the lyrics to any of their instruments?"
spoiler
runa dunana rackata do
runana dunana dunana do do
rundun do wee dee
On a serious note, thanks for reminding me about Van Canto. Such great tunes!
Forgive my ignorance but I don't see why that's an unreasonable request
She doesn't owe him anything.
It's basically accusing her of cultural appropriation, just for wearing a t-shirt she likes.
The question implies skepticism that she is an authentic fan. It's a form of gatekeeping, based in misogyny and rigid social conformity.
Even if she doesn't really know iron maiden's music, so what? It's perfectly reasonable to choose your shirts based on styles and colours you like. I wore a Popeye the sailor t-shirt yesterday, I would not be prepared to talk about my favorite episodes.
In these situations the asker is typically skeptical that your a "real fan", usually because of sexism.
It doesn't really matter how you answer because they're not asking for a genuine conversation, they want a dick measuring contest to prove they are superior. If you do fulfill their request chances are they'll nitpick the songs you chose and still accuse you of being a "fake fan".
Gatekeeping often comes with moving the goalpost so the only winning move is not to play.
A genuine asker would probably ask about your favorites rather than demand they answer trivia.
Do you believe that everyone needs to prove their fandom at a moments notice with inane trivia about that thing?
I hardly consider the names of three of the band's songs "inane trivia"
To name three songs or to get away from her?
Here's how the conversation could go without sounding like an ass:
Him: Cool shirt. Do you like Iron Maiden?
Her: No, I just like this shirt.
Him: That's cool. They're one of my favourite bands. If you wanna hangout sometime I'd love to introduce them to you?
Maybe not the last sentence but can you get the difference in tone?
I get it, I am a fan of a variety of bands from the 90s, I can sing every lyric but then I couldnt name the song, or bring them up if asked. I think its a memory some people have while other dont.
uhhhhh. money on the dash, chipi chipi chapa chapa and uh (Nendest) narkootikumidest me (küll) ei tea midagi
