Just bang Hitler's mom

"Fuck hitler's mom"

Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler's dad.

Such is the nature of time travel that you go back in time to seduce and fuck Hitler's mom and guess what?

Your son is Adolf Hitler.

Heads up, Hitler's mom died of breast cancer when he was young. If you're going to seduce her, you should be emotionally prepared for the consequences.

Eva: Adolf, why are you destroying everything? Adolf: My father is a time traveler from the future and he left me. So I make sure he will not exist. Eva: From the future? So he could also be our son? laughs Adolf: takes the gun

It's never "give Hitler a good life where he is never taught or led to be a prejudice psychopathic murderer."

If you think about it, there are on average 30 to 80 million sperm in a typical ejaculation. So I'd find Hitler's dad on the street, bump into him and jiggle his nuts a bit. Surely that'd be enough to change history.

Because it is a thought experiment about punishing people for pre-crime, not people actually planning what to do with a time machine.

How would you know that this situation including time traveler dad's disappearance doesn't ultimately create him?

Adopt baby Hitler and raise him in a way that would not give rise to the kinds of feelings and ideologies that could lead him down the path of ethno-nationalsim.

🎶 Hitler's mom has got it going on 🎶

Plot point: hero person goes back in time to kill Hitler, but finds they have to fight off a bunch of other time travelers from different points in the future bc everyone wants the kill for themselves. Hitler still gets away.

Just finished binging the 12 Monkeys TV show, thats just variations on an oops loop. If you seduce Hitlers mom you'll just end up being the father figure he never met. If you strand him in Nepal then either Hitler or any Austrian who witnesses you doing the timey-wimey dance will just blame an international cabal of time traveling Jews for it.

Wouldn't that just make it so you are actually Hitler's dad?

Sounds like the plot of Terminator, but told wrong.

And why just Hitler? If we could time travel I'd assume he'd have plenty going after him

Based on what's happening in the US it'd have been a good idea to sink the puritan ships

As a Nepali expat... Why Nepal? Did Indiana Jones not do enough demonization? #KeepHitlerProblemWhite

Hitler’s mother, for those considering it: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Klara_Polz_Hitler.jpg

The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…

You can never change history even if you can time travel. How did you manage to kill your own grandpa before you were born again?

Look time travel is just one big series of accidents until you just wish Schopenhauer was dead

Starting a relationship with Hitlers mom will eventually end in heartbreak when she dies from breast cancer after several painful experimental treatments. I'd rather kill a baby.

And dad, just to be safe

Why are we assuming it wasn't all Hitler's mom's fault?

shoots

Ah u meant as in sex..

Pulls up corpse

The Evil Baby Orphanage is RIGHT THERE.

You would have to deal with the social, cultural, and economic factors which lead to the rise of a person like him to power. Simply killing one person in the grand calculus of the social factors at play would likely do very little to stop WWII and it's atrocities. Changing him could have lead to a more radical or desensitized power hierarchy that could have been much worse.

Preempt the war by taking back info on the atomic bomb to Roosevelt so that it could be utilized earlier and more effectively as a deterrent.

They would have to send a jew back to bush wack his mom. That may be a better solution.

What if I had a vasectomy first? I could accuse her of being barren and really treat her like dog shit.

/s on that second part.

because she probably uggo

I'd imagine his mother likely shared similar beliefs?

Red Alert

Gotta love the heteronormativity on this post. Why fuck the mother? Why not go back in time and fuck Hitler and make him fall in love with me? All hail homo-hitler!