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Wholesome Greentext @sh.itjust.works Sjmarf @sh.itjust.works 4 mo. ago

Anon's new puppy

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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)

be me

be loser who drives a delivery van all day

work is fucking boring as fuck

get new puppy

puppy is sad when I go to work

have idea

I will take puppy to work with me

Next day put puppy in van

Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab

Take puppy to park during lunch break

Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries

Drive home

Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy

Have never had this much enjoyment of work

Thank you puppy

11 comments

Til your boss finds out and says something about insurance blah blah you cant have the dog anymore
- Get fired by dog hating boss
  
  Start new delivery business that let's workers bring pets along
  
  Become extremely popular, very satisfied employees
  
  Become super rich, spend all day with my puppy
  
  Thanks puppy
  
  Still drive a couple of deliveries a day so puppy can enjoy the ride
I tell people that if they're lonely, a dog is a friend who loves you and you can go get one for just a few hundred dollars (or for free if you're willing to adopt an older dog).
Today must be "dig up ancient greentexts" day.
- 11 total posts in this community. I realize these are ancient, but unlike reddit, they haven't already been shared here dozens of times by different users with the same exact topic line. Let 'em fill it in
- Today must be “I’m an ass” day.
- 2019 is ancient now?
- Do you realize where you’d have to go for fresh ones?
  
  A good greentext is like a blood diamond. Bold and wondrous, provided you don’t think too hard about where it came from or how it got here.

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