Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never had

<a href="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/never-had"><img src="https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1691251279-20230805.png" /><br /><br />Click here to go see the bonus panel!</a><p>Hovertext:<br/>It later turns out that airborne carcinogens slow global warming, so everything is fine.</p><br />Today's News:<br />