biden should admit that he's sundowning, insist the next debate be at 3pm, and set up his whitehouse so that joe is the day shift president and kamala is the night shift president
he should schedule the debate to be at midnight, but then make sure to equip himself with a beam proof helmet and an energy shield. when everyone sees how coherent he is—and he will be coherent, because the chinese-russian rays won't get to him—the electoral map will turn as blue as the fur on sonic's feet
Gonna be some sweet sounds, coming down on the nightshift
I bet you're singing proud, I bet you'll pull a crowd
Gonna be a long night, it's gonna be all right on the nightshift
You found another home, I know you're not alone on the nightshift
My apologizes donning my corronaton attire. I shall throw my self under the red carpet so as to cushion the harsh ground she will be made to walk over.