Tarot reader reveals who will win General Election - and which party will tank

I love reading the “news” in the Star. The only paper to cater to people dummer than The Sun

I must click the link to find out.

Don’t forget to sunbathe your brown eye, y’all

Now that’s what I call Bad News!

Ha ha y’see, because it’s - yes, no, it’s really quite amusing as, it’s heheh! already news you see, and so wait, but what I’ve done, wait wait it’s- but, okay fine FINE! Fine.

Sheesh.