Okay, if you think that's a good idea
101 0 ReplyA belly has developed
89 0 ReplyBecause body positivity doesn't exist for men.
77 7 ReplyIs Reno 911 the more recent example of this?
44 1 ReplyHigh fructose corn syrup.
35 1 ReplyIt's not gay enough anymore.
31 0 ReplyBecause I'm currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90's and it's so very comfortable.
31 0 ReplyI'm not really looking to attract other men at this time
29 1 ReplyA beer belly
24 0 ReplyShame, mostly shame.
22 1 ReplyA lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit
21 0 ReplyMostly homophobia I would guess.
24 3 ReplyMy gross body
22 1 ReplyMy dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn't care if my shirt rode up
19 0 ReplyBecause I did that in the 80s, so now I don't, to protect the public from trauma.
18 0 ReplyWomen what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?
17 0 ReplyCause I'd look like a mustard tiger selling greasy cheeseburgers
16 0 ReplySurvivorship bias…
15 0 ReplyBecause it looks dumb af and always did?
Just like the hairstyles everyone had in the 80's. There's a reason no one really dresses like that and it's because generally everyone realized how dumb it really was.
18 5 ReplyA sense of dignity.
12 0 ReplyI'm turning 30 in January, and I'm quite self concious of my belly :(
12 0 ReplyIt’s still summer, so I’m rocking my 70’s coke dealer vibe, and don’t want to put away the floral shirts just yet.
The cut-off athletic wear look is definitely a late summer/early autumn. If I can find appropriately skimpy shorts and cut offs, I’ll be all about it.
There needs to be a “Modern Himbo” store so finding clothes like these isn’t such a chore.
12 0 ReplyI went to a 70's themed costume party once and wore short jean shorts like that. Let's just say they only work when you wear tighty whiteys not boxers
11 0 ReplyI'll spare the public from having to see my hairy gut and cheeks
10 0 ReplyBelly too fat for the cut off shirt; ass not fat enough for the cut off shorts.
9 0 ReplySocial contracts about decency.
10 2 ReplyHave you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?
Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker
8 0 ReplyI'm a twink not a hunk
8 0 ReplyBecause people don't look like they did in the 80's anymore.
9 1 ReplyAre you ok, comments? Check your body dysphoria, if you can, that isn't healthy.
13 5 Replybecause straight men are terrified of appearing gay.
10 3 ReplyToo many scars.
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2 down votes.
I have real scars, I am embarrassed greatly by how they make me look, even though I could otherwise pull off this look as I am in decent shape.
Guess body shaming is still cool to do to guys.
8 2 ReplyPockets. I like pockets.
5 0 ReplySomeone's never been to a rugby game...
It's like prime Larry Byrd era NBA short shorts.
5 0 ReplyJoke's on you, kids do this now and have short longs
5 0 ReplyYou are. I wouldn't want to make you have to look at that.
5 0 ReplyThe exposed hernia belt isn't sexy.
4 0 ReplyBody shaming, mostly.
5 1 Replygood taste, better judgment, dignity
5 1 ReplyAbs I guess
5 1 ReplyWho says I don't?
4 0 ReplyNobody should dress like that. Ever.
8 4 ReplyHeterosexuality.
16 14 Replywho says i don't?
3 1 ReplyThe weather
2 0 ReplyStyles have changed. That looks silly now
2 1 Replygood taste.
1 0 ReplyThe ones that have the body for it don't want the attention, and the ones that want the attention don't have the body for it.
1 0 ReplyOzempic prices
1 0 ReplyBouncers would make you change
0 0 Reply