It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.
Guess we found Tucker Carlson's lemmy account.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
...Or guilty enough
And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can't win in this world!
What do you mean? That yellow M&M is totally fuckable!
You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails
Those weren't M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don't even make blue M&Ms.
Have you ever seen an M&M's blue waffle?
That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.
Udder titstorm
This is that admin Neelix:
I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.
"a trip down mammary lane" 😂😂😂 good lord
Hm
M&Ms
United States
Military History the United States during World War II
Adolf Hitler
(not the craziest, but could only find this one)
I am actually kind of bummed that nobody's answering the question :(
Why is it number 1 though
Reverse chronological order?
It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.
Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.
I don't have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars
The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:
Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness
Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate
Is it "Into" or "into"? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, "Forty thousand words of debate", before suggesting the "compromise" solution of "* StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs *". Here's what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that's over three months before the film's opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.
I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly
is that the bird http one?
IP over avian carriers, yes
Anyone got a link to this?
One time I wrote a program that would convert a wikipedia article into plain text then run that through the
saycommand in mac os terminal.For a while I’d put my computer to reading me a wikipedia article to fall asleep to. Or maybe I was trying to learn subconsciously through sleep or something, can’t remember.
But what I do remember is that listening to the article on The Fermi Paradox, read to me by a robot voice, seemed kind of theatrical and badass, just how it reads.
This was like 15 years ago so I don’t know if the article still reads badass.
