A few years ago I started getting random texts in the middle of the night from some guy who thought I was a girl he'd met at a bar. I guess the guy was kind of a pest so she gave him a made up number that just happened to be my number. I tried politely explaining that I was:
a. not a girl
b. definitely not anyone he knows
and
c. trying to sleep because it's 2am
He seemed to think this was some sort of courtship game and kept messaging me until I finally just told him to fuck off
This scenario kept repeating itself every few weeks apparently whenever he would get drunk and/or horny in the middle of the night
It kept going until one night I finally told him I would meet him somewhere and just went back to sleep
I never heard from him again after that... Maybe he's still waiting there? 😂
He 100% jerked off to your texts.
He can do whatever he wants to my texts as long as I don't have to hear about it lol
Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it's the guy behind those texts.
Did you lnow that most phones make it easy to block numbers?
I've learned nothing since I got my first phone and that bad boi didn't even have a clock.
That seems like a lot of work in a world where blocking exists.
I just go along these random conversations
"No I'm bring chili"
If they refuse to believe it's a wrong number there would be a tiny voice in the back of my head telling me to make life as surreal as possible for the person they think I am. Make false but harmless promises, spread absurd rumors, that sort of thing.
"we ran out of tater tots, uncle Frank is making a scene"
Read it like gangsta rap and it's just needs a good backbeat.
Step to me and you'll be steppin' to Billy,
Fuck with me and I'll be bringing chili.
Wrong number of texts, too
More like
I'm bringing chili
.... Continue...
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