Make it stop.

Don't pretend you didn't become obsessed with whatever cool new slang was flavour of the month when you were a child

GenX here. Kids enjoying doing kid things even if we don't understand why they do that hurts no one? Keep it up, kids. You're doing fine. No cap.

It's easy to say that brainrot is a new thing but can any 90s kid argue that this isn't the same

I remember as a kid in my area this game was called Toilets.

If you got caught you were a toilet and had to stand with your arm out until someone pushed on it and said 'flush.'

I miss the toilet game haha

I actually love these new slangs! Based.

The emotional damage of simultaneously realising that you are old and understanding all the people you laughed at for yelling "get off my lawn"

Bussin

How would one rizz someone else? Basically, what is rizzing?

STOP!
STOP, UPON ME!
FORCE THE TOOLS AVAILABLE!
YES... I'M ALRIGHT...!
BWA HAHA HAHA HAHA...!

Even had some mewing going in the break room at work last night

And kids at the Catholic school play jizz tag.

Thats not even what it means.

What's everyone's take on mewing?

It seems to make sense to me.

I've seen others say it's bullshit.

I started doing it periodically a few weeks ago, and I just had an oral bone spur break through my gums from a tooth extraction I had over ten years ago.

So it makes me think the mewing changed something in my lower jaw enough for some fragments of bone to come loose and make their way out.

Meanwhile, half of them are illiterate. The parents need to get themselves and their children off the internet.