The ultimate irony
Bernie gets put as frontrunner
All the Bidenites and Hillary Pillaries go on to protest vote for the Constitution Party, tanking Bernie's campaign and letting Trump win
This is considered the ultimate act of civility ever carried out
Here's how Bernie can still win
Imagine still being a Bernie Bro in 2024
Idk, deluding yourself into thinking that the US could somehow be better sounds pretty nice right about now
Yep, but not quite as sad as the army of Anarcho-Bidenists absolutely coping and seething rn
steel cage wrasslin match between Brandon, Drumpf and Barnie Sandals. Whoever gets the three count and woos the crowd wins the belt and the presidency. Belt will be worn at all press conferences to signal the champ’s dominance in the ring.
