If evolution isn't real, how did Glenn Beck de-evolve into a Japanese Snow Monkey. Checkmate Creationist

Japanese snow monkey

This is what we’re calling white weaboos now

I've never seen a white guy this red before in my life.

Ohshit it's

He's halfway through Animorphing into an American flag

The reddest, maddest, yet not nudest (mercifully)

Red mad and nude online.

Japanese

How of you, he clearly devolved into a "macaco ingles"

He looks like a wizard whose spell backfired:

"Ugh, I was trying to turn my robes red, but I forgot they had spell-reflect on them...I don't want to talk about it. So, if you could finish snickering and we can move on with things"

You don't fool me that's Guy Fieri before he gets ready to be on TV.

Q: ARE WE NOT MEN?

he was cursed by the evil fox deity that inhabits rupert murdoch's corpse

That's not how evolution works!

Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they've spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.

Devolution, which is a distinct and separate process from evolution. Checkmate, adaptationists!

See also Cacajao calvus aka "english monkey"

He is one brown t-shirt away from being Neapolitan

Danish people after eating buldak ramen

Macaque Attack

japanese snow monkey is a monumental upgrade compared to glenn beck

Spicy Cheeto

Bullshit. Only a loving God could create such a magnificent creature.

Gammon

I think he's one of those guys who only only eats red meat to trigger the vegans.

Glenn Beck says trans rights?!

When “one chip challenge” and “betcha can’t eat just one”’collide