I backed my car into a cop car the other day...

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It’s all good,
he just drove off,
Sometimes life‘s OK
- Sometimes.
  
  Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?
  
  It’s all good,
  You just laughed it off,
  It was all ok
- How is that a lyric in a song I’ve heard a million times
  
  Be..cause it's a song you heard a lot?
  I'm just guessing tho
How fucked are you?
- Depends if your mom comes over for an hour, or six.
  
  Gracious hostility, love it.
You are lucky the cop didn't get out of their car, come to your driver's side window, and point a gun at you yelling, "GET OUT OF THE F***ING CAR NOW! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR RECKLESS VEHICLE REVERSING AND DAMAGE TO POLICE PROPERTY!", while preparing the open the door or smash the window in to pull you out by force and drag you down to the ground to arrest you.
- Found the US citizen, I guess.
  
  (Risky comment, I know. Pls don't roast me. )
  
  Boom, roasted

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