95 0 ReplyI mean, that's probably not gonna get the girl, but I think you taught her dad a little humility
207 0 Reply0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read
146 2 Replyoh god. my first girlfriend's dad showed me his gun collection the first time I visited the house and I got so absorbed in field stripping his MAK-90 that I forgot she was there
131 2 ReplyChad move!
20 0 ReplyTbh i dont understand this. Probably because im european plus im tired but i cant figure it out.
89 4 ReplyI mean yeah, funny greentext, fake and gay and all, but is that an actual thing that happens across the big pond?
If someone did that in Europe they'd be in serious legal trouble if the threatened party sues.
101 2 ReplyRepost + it's missing the rest of the joke at the end.
66 1 ReplyI am pretty sure I am not allowed to pull out and place even an airsoft gun on the table where I live. The rules clearly state that it must be kept locked in a safe. That would be an easy way to get someone's license revoked if you record it...
52 6 Reply"Then the NRA made me president for life."
8 0 ReplyIs this an euphemism of both putting their penis out on the table?
47 2 ReplyHell, that could work fine. At least there's one big button issue they would agree on for sure.
54 0 ReplyBuckshot Roulette IRL
15 0 ReplyIs that a "who has a bigger dick" competiton ?
25 1 ReplyThere's my daily literal lol. Thanks OP!
20 0 ReplyI’d love to know what happened next. I’m sure it was a hoot.
13 0 Replyplace my gun on coffee table too
Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? 😏
13 0 ReplyHe said “you passed the test” and offered me the job as his CTO. That dad was Professor Steven Hawking
3 1 Reply