[CW BIG BOOBA] The future is going to be the last 150 year old boomers neuralinked into facebook and fed AI slop all day they can "GOBBLESS" and "AMEN" to.
Anyone under the age of 50 will be executed by the Slop AI
everyone is conjoined twins, it's just that most of us are perfectly joined at the middle so we look like one person
Actually happens to a not insignificant percentage of twins, one of them ends up absorbing the other. This can result in an individual with two sets of genetically different cells (if they were heterozygotic). This is called biological chimerism.
Where are all the ai Minion memes though? I want to see some conjoined minions with a catty quote that expresses Nana's wish for the school nuns to come back and beat her grandchildren with a ruler for paying too much attention to their damn phones. Why don't they call her if they're on the phone all day long?!
Due to budget optimizations and redundancy cuts, the ai playground will literally be just a constant wash of dopamine while a single image of a boob strobes stimulating your ocular nerve
youd think the booba would help but my visceral reaction to conjoined twins is still to gag
luckily i never run into any conjoined twins irl but goddamn it sucks my buddy showed me the video of those girls playing basketball and it made me throw up just a reaction i have no control over